August 26, 2009
God has cursed me. He made me too smart to hang out with the pretty people… too pretty to lounge with the clever folk, and too much fun to be by myself.
Eddie
August 20, 2009
My friend’s bulldog, Bang and his best friend, Major. Bang and Major. Need I say MORE???

My friend’s bulldog, Bang and his best friend, Major. Bang and Major. Need I say MORE???

July 30, 2009

My New Favorite Tumblr

  • Wuidenshuuz: I'm aging quickly these days. Gays age twice as fast as normal people.
  • Coco: No, no.
  • Wuidenshuuz: No, wait.
  • Coco: That's a myth.
  • Twolipp: Explain.
  • Wuidenshuuz: Hehe. Our "Prime Age" is a rapidly shrinking range, but we live forever. And, usually stay beautiful up until the very end...when we dissolve into glitter and dash away upon the winds...Usually with Bette Midler singing, "Wind Beneath My Wings" somewhere in the background.
July 23, 2009

The Taco Bell Dog, RIP

  • Steph: Did you hear the taco bell dog died?
  • Eddie: Muerto!!
  • Megan: WHAT
  • Steph: Dead
  • Steph: Dog
  • Eddie: Run over by a McDonald's truck. Frozen french fries everywhere. Driven by the Burger King. With Wendy riding shotgun.
July 21, 2009

The Glitter Cult (My Coworker, Eddie, made up a new religion)

The Fourth Coming

 of the Pride of the Universal Rupaul MaryLou Retton Glitz and Glam of GlitterGymnastics-ism

Tenants of the Faith: The Glitter Cult is a very sacred and sound religion, demanding the utmost in dedication and devotion from it’s followers. We hold to the ideals of the faith and strive to follow the outlines of the faith. Please know that any deviation from our religious scriptures WILL NOT BE TOLERATED*.

*(Please see Commandment #14 for further clarification)

Commandments of the Faith

  1. Thou shall always keep within easy reach something shiny, reflective or sparkly.
  2. Thou Shalt love sequins.
  3. Thou Shalt Believe in Life after Love, after Love, after Love, after Love…..
  4. Thou shall not go to parties that thou does not deign to go to unless thou are so hung over that thou needest the food intake or thou just needs the religious experience of “Hair of the Dog” and thou-est sees no reason to purchase thou’s own alcohol if it is being provided for free at an unpleasant party where thou can just get divinely hammered and thus forget the party ever happened to begin with.
  5. Thou Shalt love alcohol and all of the magic that comes with it. Thou Shalt understand that a hangover is the Deities way of telling thou that thou hath not drank enough. In order to fully understand thou must drink mixed drinks at every opportunity with complete impunity, morning, noon or night with no fear of retribution or of a backlash from our nemisis cult, Alcoholics Anonymous.
  6. Thou Shalt DANCE at every opportunity. Dancing in the Streets. Dance in the Sheets. Dance at work. I just wanna dance with somebody who loves me!
  7. Thou Shalt not regret. Regret takes up time that thou should be dancing.
  8. Thou Shalt flirt and make ‘eyes’ at cute boys whenever possible. Im addition, thou shall make out with cute boys recklessly and feel no shame in asking them to lift up their shirts so you can check out their pecs and abs. Orgies are messy, but sometimes necessary. Indulge in boys at least once a week.
  9. Thou Shalt Love Thyself, Cause if thou can’t love thyself then who the Hell can you love?
  10. Thou Shalt watch the broadway play “Wicked” and love it. Defy Gravity. Carry a broomstick.
  11. M&M’s and chocolate are a healthy food group and a perfect alternative to apples and granola. They make your coat shiny.
  12. Thou shalt make up relationships with famous people in order to make thyself look popular, and all in the cult shall believe your delusions of grandeur.
  13. Drugs are bad. Unless you mix them with alcohol, in which case it’s a party mix.
  14. Thou Shalt only break the Commandments up to thirty two times per week.
  15. Thou Shalt create new Commandments as Thou needest in order to stay glamorously moral.
  16. Anything served in an oversized martini glass is considered high class and elegant. It must be drunk immediately regardless of previous libations that Thou hath partaken in.
  17. Thou Must own at least three pieces of Religious Iconography:

Current Holy Items of the Faith:

Ruby Slippers

Glittery Tiara

Feathered Boa

Golden Lasso

Large Wearable Butterfly Wings

Anything made by Bob Mackey

HUGE Dolly Parton Wig

A conviction for Indecent Exposure in a Men’s Public Restroom

Male Back-Up Dancers

Anything David Beckham sweated on

Holy God-Like Figures of GlitterGym-ianity.

Cher

Madonna

Bette Midler

Elton John

George Michael

Cyndi Lauper

Freddy Mercury

Robert Smith from the Cure

David Bowie

Kylie Minogue

Miss Piggy

Annie Lennox

Dolly Parton

All the Golden Girls

Wonder Woman

The Charlie’s Angels

Shirley Bassey

Demi-Gods of the Faith

Lady Gaga

J. Lo (but only in the Waiting for Tonight Video)

Carol Burnett

That girl singer from Evanescence

Nichole Kidman in Moulin Rouge

High Priests of GlitterGymnastics-ianity

Tiffany

Debbie Gibson

Veruca Salt

Prairie Dawn from Sesame Street

Debbie Harry and Blondie

Beyonce

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

Altar Girl

Dakota Fanning

The little boys from “Billy Elliot”

The Current Glitter Pope:

Grace Jones

June 26, 2009
I’m ignoring the deaths of Farrah and Michael and focusing on how I have to share my birthday weekend with millions of Pride-ing gays in NYC. It’s just not fair. ME ME ME!!!!
Eddie
June 19, 2009

Would You Let Your BF/GF Be Friends With Their EX

  • steph: well i guess it brings up the topic: should your current bf/gf be friends with their ex's?
  • eddie: well...
  • eddie: I try to sleep with as many people as possible so that everyone is MY ex, and not someone elses
  • eddie: that is my opinion
  • steph: that is one way to handle it
  • (This is in light of the Jezebel article: http://jezebel.com/5295534/becoming-friends-with-the-ex+girlfriend)
June 17, 2009
My Grandmother passed away earlier this year and my uncle posted an album on Facebook with collected pictures of her life. He noted on the album: “Maybe Brickey is “in our future”… I don’t know. But what I do know is that I see her in everyone in whose life she touched right now.”  And it’s true. I don’t know if there is a Heaven where I will see her again. But, I can see her in all the kids, grandkids and great grandkids she created. I can’t stop tearing up at work…
Here’s one of my favorite pics from the album…

My Grandmother passed away earlier this year and my uncle posted an album on Facebook with collected pictures of her life. He noted on the album: “Maybe Brickey is “in our future”… I don’t know. But what I do know is that I see her in everyone in whose life she touched right now.”  And it’s true. I don’t know if there is a Heaven where I will see her again. But, I can see her in all the kids, grandkids and great grandkids she created. I can’t stop tearing up at work…

Here’s one of my favorite pics from the album…

June 12, 2009
June 5, 2009
I’d totally be up my bum if I was a straight guy that was into guys, and I saw myself somewhere.
Eddie