March 2011
1 post
January 2011
1 post
December 2010
2 posts
November 2010
2 posts
Chick-Fil-A
Called and found out the hours for Chick-fil-a in that NYU dorm - open until 1am tonight and 3am tomorrow night. I grew up in Texas but I have only had their fries because I was a vegetarian forever and not always! Now, I am ready to eat that chicken!!! Sorry chicken!
October 2010
2 posts
September 2010
1 post
My friend, Stan, just moved to NYC
Stan: Have you heard of this website seamlessweb.com to order food?
Me: HAHAHA
Stan: Why is that so funny? I'd never heard of it before.
Alison: When I first moved here, I asked if seamless was a restaurant and where it was. my friend kept saying "Oh, I just order from seamless."
Me: HAHAHA
Stan: My aunt thought I was going to show her a clothing website!
Me: HAHAHA
May 2010
2 posts
oh, no, no, no, no, no. Law & Order is OVA on May 24th foreva. How will I ever fulfill my dream, check off my bucketlist, ETC of being an extra?!
April 2010
1 post
Me: You know what I mean, Jelly Bean?
Brian: I know what you’re sayin’, Yogurt Raisin.
January 2010
1 post
“I read somewhere that if you eat Mexican food in America it’s like a...”
– Eddie
August 2009
2 posts
“God has cursed me. He made me too smart to hang out with the pretty...”
– Eddie
July 2009
3 posts
My New Favorite Tumblr
Wuidenshuuz: I'm aging quickly these days. Gays age twice as fast as normal people.
Coco: No, no.
Wuidenshuuz: No, wait.
Coco: That's a myth.
Twolipp: Explain.
Wuidenshuuz: Hehe. Our "Prime Age" is a rapidly shrinking range, but we live forever. And, usually stay beautiful up until the very end...when we dissolve into glitter and dash away upon the winds...Usually with Bette Midler singing, "Wind Beneath My Wings" somewhere in the background.
The Taco Bell Dog, RIP
Steph: Did you hear the taco bell dog died?
Eddie: Muerto!!
Megan: WHAT
Steph: Dead
Steph: Dog
Eddie: Run over by a McDonald's truck. Frozen french fries everywhere. Driven by the Burger King. With Wendy riding shotgun.
The Glitter Cult (My Coworker, Eddie, made up a...
The Fourth Coming
of the Pride of the Universal Rupaul MaryLou Retton Glitz and Glam of GlitterGymnastics-ism
Tenants of the Faith: The Glitter Cult is a very sacred and sound religion, demanding the utmost in dedication and devotion from it’s followers. We hold to the ideals of the faith and strive to follow the outlines of the faith. Please know that any deviation from our religious scriptures...
June 2009
5 posts
“I’m ignoring the deaths of Farrah and Michael and focusing on how I have...”
– Eddie
Would You Let Your BF/GF Be Friends With Their EX
steph: well i guess it brings up the topic: should your current bf/gf be friends with their ex's?
eddie: well...
eddie: I try to sleep with as many people as possible so that everyone is MY ex, and not someone elses
eddie: that is my opinion
steph: that is one way to handle it
(This is in light of the Jezebel article: http://jezebel.com/5295534/becoming-friends-with-the-ex+girlfriend)
“I’d totally be up my bum if I was a straight guy that was into guys, and I...”
– Eddie
May 2009
18 posts
Can Wearing Your Bra Cause Cancer?! →
butterflyeffects:
aja:
Based on the results of this study, the link between bras and breast cancer is about three times greater than the link between cigarette smoking and cancer.
Oh my god.
Women who wore their bras 24 hours per day had a 3 out of 4 chance of developing breast cancer
Women who wore bras more than 12 hour per day, but not to bed, had a 1 out of 7 risk
Women who wore their...
I got mugged last night
nudawn:
baxterp:
My friend Jess got mugged two years ago on Essex and Stanton. We were walking along with another friend of mine, G, at about 9:30 on a Saturday night when some guy came up to Jess and tried to grab her purse off her shoulder. They struggled for a moment while G and I gawped because at first we didn’t realize what was happening. Guy got the purse, sprinted down the street...
“Forget your personal tragedy. We are all bitched from the start and you...”
– Ernest Hemingway (via jager) (via whatson)
brianvan:
A burglar alarm led police to Lindsay Lohan’s house on Tuesday, where officers found evidence of a potential break-in and ransacking.
Turns out, the mess belonged to Lohan, not the burglars, police said.
An alarm company notified police that someone tripped an alarm at the house around 3 p.m. in Hollywood. Police determined no one entered the home and nothing was stolen, but the mess...
PAD
Post Alcohol Depression. I have it. Level 3 tonight (5 is where you want to die. 1 is a mild headache). Sunday’s alone are hard. Throw in some PAD and bam. Oh well…This too shall pass, amigos.
Two ladies, a Yankee and a Southern Belle, are sitting next to each other on a plane. The Southern Belle turns to the Yankee and asks, “So, where y’all from?”
The Yankee replies, “I am from a place where we do not end our sentences with a preposition.”
Without missing a beat, the Southern Belle bats her lashes and asks, “So, where y’all from,...
April 2009
38 posts
Days With My Father by Philip Toledano →
I remember this website floating around on Tumblr awhile ago. I would constantly check the website for any updates on Philip’s dad. I just remembered to check today, and he has passed away. Philip captured the beautiful end.
I will have arrived when...
I get a washer/dryer in NYC.
http://nymag.com/arts/theater/profiles/56148/ →
Then we ask Dolly if she’ll ever say it’s enough. “Never!” she answers. “I want to be like one of those little fainting goats that get scared and then just fall over. I want to go and go and then drop dead in the middle of something I’m loving to do. And if that doesn’t happen, if I wind up sitting in a wheelchair, at least I’ll have my high heels on.”
Watchjakeandamir:
Brother Part 3
He’s the male hipster grifter